(Source: dreamflyworld, via fatitalianbroad)
Day 3: Bonbons From what I’ve heard bonbons are those things that women traditionally eat a lot of when they break up with their boyfriend. So, in reverence to those women, I went out and got a boyfriend. Invested myself emotionally into the relationship. Then had him dump me over a text message when I least expected it. That way I could eat all of these chocolate treasures without any guilt. No guilt, no gain, right?







