The Universe and Other Things I Don't Understand

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Day 8: Cashew Sandwich Cookies
For me I enjoy eating two cookies at a time with butter in between.

Day 8: Cashew Sandwich Cookies

For me I enjoy eating two cookies at a time with butter in between.

Day 8: Nutella Thumbprint Cookies
They advertise Nutella for breakfast so this is like the same thing, right?

Day 8: Nutella Thumbprint Cookies

They advertise Nutella for breakfast so this is like the same thing, right?

Day 7: Vanilla Malt Cookies
These are really good when you wash each one down with a malt.

Day 7: Vanilla Malt Cookies

These are really good when you wash each one down with a malt.

Day 6: Truffle Cookies
Death by chocolate. But, once I eat them all my arteries will clog and I’ll die. merry christmas. 

Day 6: Truffle Cookies

Death by chocolate. But, once I eat them all my arteries will clog and I’ll die. merry christmas. 

Day: 5 Banana Walnut Chocolate Chunk Cookies 
I wanted to eat a banana so I put it in 32 cookies and then ate it. 

Day: 5 Banana Walnut Chocolate Chunk Cookies 

I wanted to eat a banana so I put it in 32 cookies and then ate it. 

Day 4: Cashew Carmel Cookies   Not sure if you know what cashews are but they’re those nuts that take all the nutrition in nuts and almost completely cancel it out with fat. So, I got rid of the rest of that icky nutrition with butter, flour and sugar.

Day 4: Cashew Carmel Cookies Not sure if you know what cashews are but they’re those nuts that take all the nutrition in nuts and almost completely cancel it out with fat. So, I got rid of the rest of that icky nutrition with butter, flour and sugar.

Day 3: Bonbons   From what I’ve heard bonbons are those things that women traditionally eat a lot of when they break up with their boyfriend. So, in reverence to those women, I went out and got a boyfriend. Invested myself emotionally into the relationship. Then had him dump me over a text message when I least expected it. That way I could eat all of these chocolate treasures without any guilt. No guilt, no gain, right?

Day 3: Bonbons From what I’ve heard bonbons are those things that women traditionally eat a lot of when they break up with their boyfriend. So, in reverence to those women, I went out and got a boyfriend. Invested myself emotionally into the relationship. Then had him dump me over a text message when I least expected it. That way I could eat all of these chocolate treasures without any guilt. No guilt, no gain, right?

Day 2: Coffee Bean Cookies
All the caffeine of coffee with only 10 times the fat. So that I get fat but still have the energy to eat more. 

Day 2: Coffee Bean Cookies

All the caffeine of coffee with only 10 times the fat. So that I get fat but still have the energy to eat more. 

Day 1: Pecan Balls
Pretty much butter but in a ball form, throw in the classic cookie ingredients and, well, pecans, and you have something that you won’t stop eating till they are gone. Good thing there are about 100 in a batch. 

Day 1: Pecan Balls

Pretty much butter but in a ball form, throw in the classic cookie ingredients and, well, pecans, and you have something that you won’t stop eating till they are gone. Good thing there are about 100 in a batch.